Oh, dear. RIP Franchise, you’ve taken a format which has worked and murdered it from cultural pressure. Ian Fleming will be spinning in his grave, having his baby written by a bunch of snowflakes. The best advice I can give is to read some of the reviews on IMDB from Bond fans and give this rubbish a miss. I’m just glad I didn’t have to suffer the indignity of paying for cinema seats. Hopefully, one day I’ll bump into Daniel Craig in Caldy and we can talk about it.